Mourning

I woke up this morning, to a retarded cell phone ring and as my custom, reached over and shut the damn thing off. I proceeded to go back to sleep.

15 minutes later, my backup alarm then went off. In a moment of sheer stupidity, I had decided that at this back up alarm, I'd actually want to wake up. So, I would not be annoyed in the slightest if I had to traverse all two and a half steps of my dorm room to turn it off.

I was pissed.

I opened my mouth wide, and let the whole floor know my anger with an earth-shattering yawn. I then proceeded to turn off the alarm, which vaguely reminded me of my own feelings. It sounds like C-3P0 throwing up. I sorta wanted to throw up.

I then gathered my clothes, and stumbled toward the shower, moaning about human flesh. However, as soon as the shower turned on, it was game time. I leapt in, and then proceeded to try and shatter the light barrier with my frenzied washing motions. However, for all my speed it was no avail, and the water was up to my ankles when I got out.

Note to self: Drano is crap.

After my world record setting attempt at the shower, I went back to my room and decided to replenish my energy supplies by grabbing a bottle of Starbucks coffee from the fridge. Unfortunately for me, apparently at one point over the weekend, I had decided to perform a thermodynamics experiment. I don't know why, especially after swearing to any god I could think of that I would never take another physics class after high school.

I didn't realize about my experiment immediately. I just sort of stared dumbfounded at the brown frozen liquid all over my mini fridge. Then I saw the three cans of coke I had stuck next to the cooling element. I can now report that the group of cans placed far away from the cooling element (the door) did not explode. Group 2 (the cans placed by the cooling element) did explode. This experiment was conducted using the number '6' setting on my mini fridge (the factory default). This proves my hypothesis, that the factory setting would be fine for storing cans of soda, incorrect. I conclude that whoever decided to use that setting as the default is a jerk, who kick kittens and makes kids cry.

Needless to say, that really messed up my whole day. It's hard to focus on Greek Literature when you're trying to figure out exactly how to clean up 36oz of frozen liquid in your fridge.

But, it's ok.

After all, I still got my morning treat of getting eggs via the ice cream scooper. It even has that little blade on the end the helps the ice cream detach from the scooper. Not sure how that helps with eggs.