Back in Action

College hath started back up.

Start up with my 8 am class on Monday! Yeah!

I haven't woken up at 8 am in a year. I'm not even joking. And I need to actually get up before 8 am because we haven't developed teleportation yet.

Way to be a bunch of slackers, physicists.

Anyway, this summer was kinda boring. I mean, this is a blog about my college adventures, and its hard to have awesome college adventures when its summer-

However, I do have something, rather a list of things. Over this summer, I took a calculus III class. The instructor was awesome. This is why:

On the first day of class- Prof: "Why are you guys looking at me like 'what the fuck man'? Watch this magic."

Prof: "So, as we can see, the Harmonic Series grows slower than BP's response to the oil spill."

Prof: "Are you using your calculator for basic multiplication?"
Student: "Damn Right I Am!"

Prof: "What if we were to use more than 2 dimensions? After all, most of you have 3!"
Student: "Most?"
Prof: "Some of you guys are pretty boring."

Prof: "So, you guys better hope the caldera doesn't blow in... about a week and a half from now."
Student: "Or we can hope that you grade the finals before it explodes."
Other Student: "What are you talking about? We really want the caldera to explode early, catching our finals in the blast."

Prof: "Did you guys see that news clip of the guy getting mauled by the Bison?"
Class: "What?"
Prof: "Oh, its really cool. Who brought a laptop to play solitaire on?"

Prof: "So, lets talk about calculus today!"
Student: "We always talk about calculus. Lets talk about something else."

Prof *puts his fists together so that his forearms are making a line across his chest* "Look, Diameter!"

Prof: "This is Pascal's triangle. Named because it was discovered by Chinese, Arab and Indian mathematicians and not Pascal."

Prof *points at e^x* "He. Does. Not. Have. A. Bad. Bone. In. His. Body."